Shit happens in soccer and then Real Madrid happens

You wake up in your bed, still drugged from some god forsaken nightmare and drenched in sweat breaking from a fever. You painstakingly look at your clock to get the time and realize shit its just 3 am. You cant breathe, you feel like you took red bull and sleeping pills at the same time hence you cant sleep and of course the expired medicine you took does not help your case and however hard you try to fall asleep as in 3 hours you have to get to work. You know then damn nothing can can go beat how bad today shall turn out. Who knew real could make all that seem trivial. I shall not go to the painstaking details of the rape, actually is it really rape if its willing. real were hardly even trying apart from the saint himself. I unlike many had the false hope real would win but i knew we would not go through. I had already prepared myself that CL was not something real was going to get after watching them play at home. However what i was not prepared for in anyway was to see real stab themselves but then offer the sword to liverpool. There was no fight at all, the least i was expecting was to see real strive to get to penalties. Liverpool came to pillage but real had already stripped down for them. All be said and done, Real Madrid can still win the liga, lets hope the fallen white angels can still pick themselves up.

thoughts in my head
I hate being sick :(
What the fuck real honestly what the fuck
Casillas is truly a Saint

Hala Madrid

a love for Club or love for a team , where lies the "Real" love?

I have been asked this alot, indirectly but never really gave it much thought till a couple of days back. With Madrid my loyalties are solely to the team. I like the way they play( or lately the way they can). I do believe once a player stops playing well, its time for him to be packed, stamped and be delivered out. I would not mind famous polished diamond players or the diamonds in the rough as long as they shine bright enough to burn. So that clears one part that as much as i respect the heights a player has taken us, if the lamp is low, its time to change the candle so as to avoid momentary darkness.
The one question that i dont know where exactly i stand though is that of the history. See i am not from Madrid, neither have been there ever, thus common patriotism doesnt really fuel the fire of my love for Real Madrid. Thus when people shall talk of the politics behind Madrid, yes i know the theory, no i dont and cant really grab the workings. I see the team, i like the way they play, i fall in love with the team. It is really broken down in those steps for me. Thus the dictators and their sadistic reigns could bother me less. If they wore the shorts and kicked the ball i believe my opinion would change. Thus when someone while arguing says that Madrid had a horrible dictator and thus real won and hence i should not watch them makes no sense to me. I did not watch the team because i loved the dictator or the country. If it is matter of patriotism i strongly and proudly support the rogue and scandalous Kenya ( you know your country is corrupted when they steal from FIFA 3 times) and the Indian soccer teams. I dont know much about the latter but i am learning alot more, but of Kenya i am proud to say i know a lump and i even own a jersey ( i have doubts of it being authentic, then again neither was our management).
Thus i am wondering what does one classify as a fan. I could care less about real Madrid's club management ( Since a while though i am sure alot of fans would care less too haha) however they do pay for the player buys. In the end yes its showbiz if the camera man is drunk the actors however well they perform will miss being in the spotlight, but in the end does one really come for anything but a good performance. Sometimes the argument that real Madrid is bad because of the history they had in the country is a bit like that of girls dont know much about soccer because well girls never saw it as far back as boys have.


thoughts in my head
---- Hala Madrid :) Real shall always still be the best club to me ;)
---- Being sick, sleep deprived and in pain makes a confused blog entry
---- Exactly how much brandy is one to take to help with the cold anyways
---- Ramos is extremely fine player...he should be allowed to take his jersey off while playing.. oh well as a friend i know said with those white jerseys pray for a rainy day ;)

Random Ramos moment

LOL i got sent this picture by a friend being that i have been obsessing over this player for a while now, then again which real player do i not obsess over... ok well that one is neither real nor a player (socca player atleast he maybe some other player ;)...) However this made me laugh... those are the ugliest trunks i have seen on a person.. wtf did sergio do, rob Prince's house?...oh well its ok ramos ill help you out of those ugly trunks anyday ;)


thoughts in my head
---Damn that man is fine

ahhh newcastle...and on Owen( lol isnt it always on him)

Before i get the question well no I didnt get to see the game since i was at my course...however it looks like nothing i missed much Newcastle lost 3-0 to the rovers, mehh. I dont get how Newcastle who i believe and sorry if i am wrong , bought about 5 defenders the past season, play like they have no defense...its really sad when Gutierrez has to come to tackle a player all the way from the mid when there are defenders around.

The game from the skimpy highlights and the rant of a nu fan friend i gathered that two things were mostly amiss in the front both strikes missing chances. Yes its very unfortunate and clearly frustrating, but i dont think its fair to blame Owen on him missing and mourhino is a bitch... Owen needs ten to get one in... ok there he needs to calm the fuck down breathe and keep it in his pants... Owen misses sadly its true , but wat 2-3 chances.. he still nets the ball in too... they lose one game and its blamed on him. I am sorry what about the games where he missed still scored and then Newcastle lost because they let 2 in or tied. Not to mention alot of strikers take tons of shots before driving one in look at adebayor, henry in the later days with arsenal and with France. The whole just because i love Owen making a dig is getting annoying especially with u fucking hobos making shit up that i have never ever said... as for one i never ever said Owen was the best player... he is my favourite player and clearly if its hard for you to differentiate the two come to my class ill help you, or for once use your hands for some meaningful cause and flip open a dictionary. My personal fave besides that one is where i so called claimed that Owen is the best striker as of now... yes because in the recent years i only saw repeats of the 98 games and was locked in a room with no news sources... very common in Canada age old practise. I dont even know that players like torres, messi etc exist....i think you should be more worried why you obsess over my obsession with him more than anything else, there is still hope for you all and its called tranquilizers....

The club should really focus more on getting a good dm and that inconsistent shit Lil puyol needs to leave. I dont get how mike ashley doest buy... whats he keeping the money for playing poker? The silliest comment from him was its not easy to buy players.... umm well no dish some money loser and maybe players will come or if you are just too retarded ask man city for help then , fuck they seem to be buying even goal posts. I know its blasphemy to say this but i am fond of Newcastle since watching them quite a bit but yes i will leave the club as soon as Owen is out of the prison stripes.. and thus i do see how Given wants to leave the club. I dont think he is Judas for saying he wants out..... he in a team not the team...

thoughts in my head
--- i need to sleep lol
---Owen is still my favourite player and shall always be <3
---no signings no wins no fun for newcastle
---should move to mancity and claim to be the goal post on the field
---hope i dont stab anyone in carving tommorrow


Hala madrid and yay owen

The 3 R's of real, owen and the new year :) with no fucking buses!!

ALLO i am alive... my work and studying more importantly Owen and Real's depressing play had stopped me from writing anymore. However today watching real play made me realize how much i have missed watching the team. It started off brilliantly with an amazing thru ball by the one the only Higuain... so good to see his hot ass back from injury, robben shot it in with utmost class and voila 3min goal.. and that boys and girls is the recipe for a great game.. insert one higuain for stability, one robben for taste, one pinch of raul for spice and just a drop of ramos for magic... and there you have it a perfect batter. For the base dahlings add a whole lot of iker, a good helping of pepe, a dash of gago for that sweet long lasting stay, diarra for spunk and a bit of cannavaro for that slutty, easy , been there done that player aroma... I missed this real and i hope this is not our one time special, but we get back to playing like this. Juande has done a good job with the same team we had, the players look revived and hungry. Hope this continues.
Owen seems to be having his own thing, the rumors of his leaving are depressing eww chelsea or worse inter. Thinking of him makes me very sad. I dont know where he can go that would suit him or them have enough money for him. I know its hard for people to understand why if i like so many other players who are new fresh doing well, i cant retire owen from myself. Its simple, 12 years, he is like that first goal, you score better ones along the way but u never forget the first one. The great thing is though, mikey is scoring most every game, the last game which Newcastle tied he opened the score with a brilliant shot. Given had as usual amazing saves. Two players in Newcastle who i have come to adore are given and gutirez, brilliant players, if they had a better defense the team would actually be amazing with these two. Owen wherever he goes atleast i know for sure he shall score. I know alot of you pieces of hobos dont think so because of his fitness, but as clearly seen owen can scored fresh of the injury whereas not many players can, so there take your stupid opinion and shove it.
The new year was a blast i learned quite alot and had tons of fun, I have the best friends ever who got me an the owen liverpool jersey *heart*. I have been wanting that and looking for it since 3 years. They got me soo much more I love them soo much. However one thing i realized is the buses here are SHIT. The bus drivers have been on strike since December, what the hell because they want more money. I am sorry, they already make more than a graduate student with 8 years of studying as opposed to 2-3 paid training permits, and you want more. They have no sympathy from me, they left us when temperatures are -26ish and walking in snow can get u buried there. They want more respect hah fat chance. Its soo inconvenient i cant go anywhere without a ride or freezing my ass off. Do they realize how hard a 5'2 person has to walk in 25 cms of snow...i sink and get stuck. Dont laugh its not that funny...if you are the one on the receiving end. The first day of the strike was the worst day, the snow was falling heavily and i had to slug my ass 45 min to work i was soo fed up walking on snow i was walking on the road, which was covered too and ended up getting a ride with a random couple.
The only great thing about this year is that i am horribly in love with the little kids i teach. They are sooo adorable. After the break for Christmas , when i came back to school, they would not stop hugging and kissing me and saying in their little broken English, miss Dora, sooo cute. Not to mention they can now say hala Madrid very well and we even paint the real crest :)

thoughts in my head
--I love u real , ramos, higuain :)
--canna is still a whore and i wish he beat webo up
--Miss Dora loves her lil minions
--Stupid buses pieces of useless shit
--OWEN :)

Hala Madrid :)

The Euro, running the trail and my lil cult

The finals to the euro were boring if you were a neutral fan and god damn frustrating and bit a nerve racking if you were a spain or german fan. The score ended up being 1-0 with TORRES scoring the cracking goal, proving to many that he wasnt a waste throughout the tournament. The spanish however should have bagged a few more goals, silly misses, however in the end comes down to who won and The sunny Spain boys did that well....They finally won a cup and watching casillas and Ramos celebrate was amazing, you could literally feel the passion seep through the tv and into you... or was that the tequila.. hmm lol... i cant tell..It was a fun night.... and i was very very lol happy that Spain won... and i dont think i could be any more in love with Casillas and Ramos without making them owen :P... which can never happen.
This summer i have been running the trail a bit more and its awesome, especially the fact that i get to run past my beautiful dream house. I love that house sooo much, it literally takes my breath away and i have to stop running whenever i see it in view on my run. I have on my runs thought of killing them to get the house, seducing them ( either man or lady or both), to conning them and finally the worst, making them adopt me lol... the house is soo perfect, its not to big, not too small, half on a pond, has soo much trees around it and its green and has the most beautiful roof, the roof is a garden :)....I want it soooooo bad :(... its probably my biggest motivation to run ..lol to view the beautiful amazing lil house...I also meet alot of funny ppl on the run.. some more freaky than others..its true what your parents say dont talk to strangers... :P... there was this one guy who i kept bumping into while running and i have no sense of direction whatsoever thus the day i got lost i asked him for directions, he was amiable and walked me to my place.. kept bumping into him more often and he asked me to a movie,...the guy was a psychopath and not my kind, the bad psycho, he kept happily talking about how his friend raped his girlfriend and she deserved that... i think i have not been ever so freaked than that night.. i claimed that i lived in Kenya and now run a different trail path!!!! I knew i should not talk to strangers .... wat a lunatic...now i use a different trail and get lost even more lol....as long as the racoons are away we are fine!

As hard as it is to believe i am a teacher( one of my many jobs).. and my latest summer camp exploits are already loving Real Madrid alot.. hehehe they have been well trained and learnt all their numbers from players of real madrid jerseys :P.... i am soo proud to corrupt their young minds on the best club in the world already :).....They are such a cute little bunch they cant say my name so they call me miss dora( IF ANYONE ABOVE 4 FT CALLS ME THAT, THEY WONT LIVE!)However the best is that they mostly call me miss owen since i came in with an owen jersey and they were fascinated.. hehe so hard to be harsh on them when they are like but miss owen.... lol.... and for some damn reason they adore me, they listen to mostly everything i say. This is my new little cult and i am there leader :P...

Madridistaing one kid at a time :)

--Hala Madrid :) and viva iker and ramos and all the Spanish players :)

After the italian job comes the russian roullette

Its soo much more fun to watch the euro when you have something to cheer about... such a common yet sometimes unnoticed observation i find. Ever since the Spanish especially the St. Iker, the psychotic Ramos and the god damn fine villa beat the Italians that brought sooo much pain to me, i have become tres die hard Spain fan lol...who would ever guess had owen or France still be there i would be swearing at the Spanish ( ok not the three mentioned :P ..). I animatedly reenact the saves and penalties to every person i meet whether they are interested or as a matter of fact even listening to me can hardly matter hehe.
The bartender at the sports bar i go to is use to my insanity and wildness during games hehe.. Poor fellow... While we were watching the Spain vs Russia game... i since listening to the ad had the Torres song in my head... i cant get the damn thing out of my head... it is based on the tune of a kids rhyme that i used to sing all the time... the song goes as such:

His armband proved he was a red torres torres
you'll never walk alone it said torres torres
we brought the lad from sunny spain
He gets the ball he scores again
Fernando Torres Liverpool's number 9
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wdy8qtAkrZM
so as i sang that happily during the game .. my brother trying to sit as far as possible from me, the bartender tells me he is from Liverpool and loves Liverpool. He smiles widely and asks me seems you like them to. My happy tune abruptly stops and in a matter of seconds my face scowls back at him. I hate them, i replied and i am a huge Owen fan. I was about to retort back some more when suddenly the Spanish score. xavi, a player i would usually hate because of his barca attachments scored... what a beauty of a goal too.. i was soo dumbstruck and after all the cheers i am still rooted. My brother looks at me and as he moves me, i start yelling ...the people who were in the bar stop and stare.. the bartender asks if i am ok.. hahah... i look at the screen and reply you damn right am ok... goal!!!! He starts laughing. At the end of the beautiful 3-0 game, with Guiza and the extremely impressive Silva scoring the rest of the goals. The bartender while giving me my bill makes the mistake of mentioning how owen was nothing without Liverpool. I stop breathe while my brother tries to pull me away very wary of the trouble thats brewing up. My friend Andy helping him as he too knows very well that once i start i shall end with blood!
I started the huge discussion on owen and after an hour alot of swears and in the end tears the bartender consoled me and assured me he has nothing or will never have anything but respect for Michael James Owen...My brother on the way chides in if you ever make it to be a journalist i am sure owen will be the most happiest athlete in the world with the amount of fan conversions you make. I could not hold back my laughter as we walked home after that. I am sooo glad that my brother loves soccer - not that he really had a choice, however it makes things alot more fun and since we dont like the same team or players except a certain few, it keeps are minds at wit and our tongues laden with sarcasm. In my brother's case his arms full of bruises ;)...

Thoughts in my head that day:
His armband proved he was a red torres torres
you'll never walk alone it said torres torres
we brought the lad from sunny spain
he gets the ball he scores again
Fernando Torres Liverpool's number 9


DAMN FRIGGIN SONG!


Hala madrid and VIVA OWEN